Name: Tim NesSmith

Nickname:  Token

Year Started Playing:  2004

Age:  36

Hometown: Hineston, Rapides Parish, Louisiana, USA (31.14N   -92.77W)

                   You need the coordinates because no one knows where it is.

Footy Number : 57

Height/Weight: 5’6” /165 lbs.

Favorite Team:  Baton Rouge Tigers (USAFL), Richmond Tigers (AFL), Coburg Tigers (VFL), Werribee Tigers (VFL)

Positions Played: Fwd. Pocket, Center Half Fwd., Wing, Half Back, Back Pocket, Bench

Do you deserve a Diet Pepsi or Beer after games?  Coca-Cola, fully-caffeinated, with the sugar, chilled to a frigid 40° F, in a frosty mug (glass, not ceramic)

Whose shoes are these? If the question is out there, then they’ve gotta belong to Big Mick.

Band/Movie: Nickel Creek / Highlander (w. Chopper as a close 2nd)

Quote: “You have the manners of a goat and you smell like a dung heap.”

Favorite Pastime: Aside from Footy???   Women.  History.  Movies.  Movies about history.  Movies about footy.  Movies about hot women.  Historical documentaries about footy???  Historical documentaries about hot women footy players/teams/leagues???

Greatest Indulgence: The All-American Grand Slam at Denny’s … or the Chicken-Fried Steak dinner at Cracker Barrell.

Other Stuff: I hold the all-time record for Most Missed Points over Shortest Distance from Goal in BR Tigers club history (6 points – 4.25 centimeters). My Secret-Mutant-Ninja-Footy ability is the capacity to confuse opposing players (and team mates) as to my intent with my total lack of playing skills.