Name: Pat Muller        

Nickname: Pat, Patty, Patrick, P-man, P-diddy, P-daddy, P-miester.

Year Started Playing: 2004

Age: 28

Hometown: Perth, Western Australia

Footy Number: 16

Height/Weight: 6ft/?

Favorite Team: West Coke Eagles

Positions Played: Turkish Prison pose #27

Do you deserve a Diet Pepsi or Beer after games? Definitely a beer.

Whose shoes are these? I believe they were Yahtzee’s ex-girlfriends.

Band/Movie: Cold Chisel, AC/DC, Jet, and yes…Men at Work

                      Braveheart, There’s something about Mary, Sensational Seventies.

Quote: “I am totally f#$ked!” (Half time speech at the 2006 Nationals.) 

Favorite Pastime: Collecting rent from caffa’s.

Greatest Indulgence: Collecting rent from caffa’s.

Other Stuff: “It’s all about the fluff on ya balls!”