Name: Brad Patterson

Nickname: Girth

Year Started Playing: 2004

Age: 33

Hometown: Shreveport Rico

Footy Number: 15...sometimes

Height/Weight: 5'10"/13.5 stones

Favorite Team: DA SAINTS!!!

Positions Played: Fullback, Full Forward, All Pockets, Some Flanks, and All-Around BadAss

Do you deserve a Diet Pepsi or Beer after games? Beer, Shot, and the other teams girlfriends

Whose shoes are these? These are the shoes of the unknown players...the ones that came before.  In the dawning days of the Baton Rouge Tigers, ALL players were named Mick (except Pat, Robbie, Girth, Hank, and a few others).  These are the "shoes" of those that paved the way for who we are today.  Or they might have been left by some stranger playing FlAG football at the parade grounds...who knows...

Band/Movie: Gunther/Boondock Saints

Quote: "There are no stupid questions, but the world is FULL of inquisitive idiots!!"

Favorite Pastime: Making balloon animals at charity events...I just never seem to find time for the charity events, though...or learning how to make balloon animals. Other than that...I guess fishing...for @SS!! HA!  And bowling.

Greatest Indulgence: Taking girls on a tour of the cooler at work.  Also, a good cigar...Bill Clinton style...

Other Stuff: I would just  like to state for the record...the check is in the mail...this'll only hurt for a little while...I'll only put the head of it in...I swear I thought she was 18...ish.  Here's to the virgins...thanks for nothin'!!!